The Bartender's Song Lyrics

Thank you sir, can I have another?
We've really grown to like each other.
I like this beer, and your friendly face.
I've really grown to like this place.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! This can't be the case!
What's this all about?
After a couple, they usually throw me out.
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar.
I'm gonna keep going, I'm going good so far.
What's that drink he has there?
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No, I'll just have another beer.
It's good to have a friend like you.
I'm glad to see you like me, too.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! This can't be true!
I've never been seen here before.
After a couple, they kick my ass out the door.
Maybe it's an illusion and not a bar.
I'm gonna keep going, I'm going good so far.