Swings Both Ways Lyrics

I'm coming out of the sandbox
You'll get covered in dog doo
I'm gonna get off this seesaw
Say goodbye to your mama
Oh yea, let's get high on some Pop Rock
Pop Rock and Coke
I'll blow your sock off,
Teach you how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes
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Don't hedge your bets, double down
If you wanna get ahead in Tinsel Town
Turn that smile upside down
Happy people don't have sex

Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways
From the butchest of bandits, the fayest of faggots
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it, Robbie, you're a little bit gay
Shall we dance?

I'm getting hot on the pavement
Can you find me some grass?
I have a certain arrangement
Up the Khyber Pass
Oh yea, let's get high with some fruit cake
Fruit cake and tea
And after I've done her
Well, you can do me
Oh boy

Don't hedge your bets, double down,
If you wanna get ahead in Tinsel Town
Just follow me, you enormous clown
Clever people don't have sex

Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways
The bully, the bigot, the giant, the midget
And singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it, Rufus, you're a tad gay
Oh yea?
Face it, Robbie
Uh huh?
You're a little bit gay